being a human is so weird
"I coulda dropped my croissant"
THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VINE
When dudes are like, “Oh, I believe in equal pay because I have a daughter,” like they could not imagine that women were worth equal pay before they had one they cared about. Jesus. Fucking. Christ.
Ah, the narcissistic father type.
Women - only worth anything if they’re worth something to some man somewhere.
"She was a lovely woman, with a face a man might die for." — A Scandal in Bohemia.
The Beach Boys song “Vegetables” features the sound of Paul McCartney eating raw celery. (source)
and over there is paul mccartney on celery
he plays a mean celery